Mia: Look, Mommy! They’re the same! (see photo)
Me: Maggie, have you eaten breakfast yet?
Maggie: No.
Me: Oh, so you’re starving?
Maggie: No, Mommy, I’m starbing to def!
After Mikayla passed out sleeping, neglecting to finish nursing:
Me: Wake up! We are not under-achievers in this family! Round two is on its way!
Mikayla: snore
Mia: Knuckle ice cream is made of chocolate, green beans, and toast but it tastes like vanilla ice cream.
Me: Mmmm... Yummy
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